For The Boys

Many moons ago, an idea was born. This astrophysical phenomenon waded through the halls of time. It waited patiently to be crafted into existence by someone, or something, worthy. Many say god ushered in physical matter with a single breath. Monks have acknowledged, through decades of isolated fasting and meditation, that this infinite idea, even dream, must have materialized in the same manner.

It was studied by 5 Russian nuclear scientists during the height of the Cold War. 2 died after exposure to its energy. The other 3 survivors, although heavily speculated, escaped their Siberian research facility. 2 of them fled to the US where, due to increased cell mitoses, they separated into 5 humanoids and formed the 90's pop-sensation, N'Sync. The whereabouts of the 5th member remains a mystery, though some suspect the Olsen-twins might be able to answer for "his" whereabouts.

Only in the 21st century did the idea find an appropriate host- Gabe Newell. It did, however, underestimate his genetic superiority which in turn slowed down and eventually halted assimilation. The remaining energy found its way onto the Dota 2 South African servers, where, with its dying breath, it rearranged a series of 1's and 0's to spell out, 'For The Boys'.